is now in a relationship with a girl who’s younger than his youngest fucking child.
Is it wrong for me to be really weirded out by this? Does that make me uptight and narrow minded?
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives
Can I celebrate by shooting Jameson in my apartment by myself tonight? Because that’s what I do every night.
I had the inkling to change my avatar but realized (as itsracerelated pointed out once) that there really isn’t any picture that can better describe my life than me, in my underwear, on the floor of my living room, drinking an airline bottle of pink moscato. Lack of beard notwithstanding.
when Chicago lyrics (the band, not the musical) stop seeming inane and start making sense to you. But really, I thought I got over the Chicago thing back in high school, what the hell.
this pretentious asshole I dated a year and a half ago is all like ‘look at me I’m a normal gay now’ and I’m all ‘yes, but you have to realize that I’m the better version of you in literally every way possible’. And trying to subtly convey that in barbed text messages is quite the treat.