The Gospel According to Katie Couric

And the Lord spake unto her, and he did say: "Katie, thou harlot, begone from my sight." And verily she fled.

My sister, doling out wisdom.

My father

is now in a relationship with a girl who’s younger than his youngest fucking child.

Is it wrong for me to be really weirded out by this? Does that make me uptight and narrow minded?

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

Can I celebrate by shooting Jameson in my apartment by myself tonight? Because that’s what I do every night.

(Source: olympercy, via itsracerelated)

Also

I had the inkling to change my avatar but realized (as itsracerelated pointed out once) that there really isn’t any picture that can better describe my life than me, in my underwear, on the floor of my living room, drinking an airline bottle of pink moscato. Lack of beard notwithstanding.

You know you’re in a strange place

when Chicago lyrics (the band, not the musical) stop seeming inane and start making sense to you. But really, I thought I got over the Chicago thing back in high school, what the hell.

I want the last one.

(Source: spacetwinks, via tinatinabrown)

dougjbarker:

fuckyeah1990s:

M83 vs. Chumbawamba - Midnight Tubthumping

YES. Thoughts, century3?

What have you done.

…What have you done.

Since I certainly can’t afford a tattoo for now.
Hello, old friends.

tastefullyoffensive:

Oh, bother.

(Source: mercuryjones, via mastahofdarkness)

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better


I wish my Regina did this instead of just destroying things and sulking. Wait, no I don’t.

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

I wish my Regina did this instead of just destroying things and sulking.

Wait, no I don’t.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via imgoingtochangeyourlife)

danbutt:

holy shit

New band name. Racist Space Alien.

danbutt:

holy shit

New band name. Racist Space Alien.

(via itsracerelated)

I’m not sure how much of this is alcohol talking but simbajambo is dispensing some reality and it’s just.

I’m not sure how much of this is alcohol talking but simbajambo is dispensing some reality and it’s just.

WERK bitch.

I love when

this pretentious asshole I dated a year and a half ago is all like ‘look at me I’m a normal gay now’ and I’m all ‘yes, but you have to realize that I’m the better version of you in literally every way possible’. And trying to subtly convey that in barbed text messages is quite the treat.