The Gospel According to Katie Couric

And the Lord spake unto her, and he did say: "Katie, thou harlot, begone from my sight." And verily she fled.

I just bought tickets

to see Jesse McCartney. At House of Blues. On Groupon.

So this makes me both 15 and 45 simultaneously, yeah?

itsracerelated:

6yr:

hearing juicy gossip

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century3

DUANE!!!!!!!!!

gallowhill:

Joep Van Lieshout, La Bais-ô-Drôme, 1995

gallowhill:

Joep Van Lieshout, La Bais-ô-Drôme, 1995

(via 2087)

I did some calculations

and came to the conclusion that a conservative estimate would have me watching at least 4000 hours of Star Trek-related media overall.

That’s 167 days. Almost six full months of my existence has been spent watching Star Trek.

What is my life.

In my ten-year-old mind

The old Mazda 626 commercials (“Maz-DAHHH! Six-two-SIXXX!”) were sung by Bette Midler.

In conclusion, I’ve very clearly always been a raging homosexual.

cackleifyou:

Me on my period

Me every minute of every day.

cackleifyou:

Me on my period

Me every minute of every day.

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(Source: gifstelevision, via sydneyscreams)

Sometimes life just clicks into place for a beautiful, fleeting moment and all you can do is sigh contentedly and whisper to an empty room, “ain’t love grand.”

"Something for an EXECUTIVEEEEE"
This is relevant to my interests

This is relevant to my interests

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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“I fart a lot. From my ass poop gap.”

Slow down, you crazy child / take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while / it’s alright, you can afford to lose a day or two

Listening to

Passion Pit’s ‘Gossamer’ hasn’t gotten any easier, even two years later.

If my theories on the synchronicity of my life to their work are true, they’ll be releasing an album sometime in fall of 2014. I would love for that to happen.

Can we make that happen.